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Fun and games, stories and songs for kids!

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CPTN THNDRPNTZ!!! explaining the true nature of reality!
CPTN THNDRPNTZ!!! is a singing, storytelling, intergalactic space pirate. His home planet, Funkathon, is completely inhabited by ceratopsian dinosaurs, (the ones with horns and frills, like Triceratops) where he was the head cook to King Zaxxon. 
After running out of sweet potatoes, the CPTN headed out across the universe in his Space Galleon, to trade stories and songs for more sweet potatoes. 
The CPTN has performed at festivals, schools, special events and libraries, bringing his unique blend of fun, engaging entertainment to the children of this planet.
The CPTN can be found leading parades, writing songs and teaching kooky games and dances at festivals this summer.

The Captain visits Polka Dot Pants!

How is coffee made?

How do you put on a puppet show?

What is a library?

Sand Sculpting!

Where does honey come from?

The Captain visits the Wacky Woods!

The Captain's Latest Adventure! Unicycles!

See the Captain's Pilot Pirate Show

How is sushi made? Watch the video!

How are donuts made? Watch the video!

How do you make herbal tea?

How do you make chocolate?

How do you make pizza?

How do you farm oysters?

How do you get eggs from chickens?

The Robbie Burns Day Variety Show!

The Captain Thunderpants 2011 Christmas Spectacular!